view/edit your cart
shop online
for your monkey!
Click a design to order yer monkey shirts!!!
Don't See Your Monkey?
Shoot us a note,
we'll design one for ya!
New monkey designs and products are added often, so bookmark us or
follow us on
Facebook & Twitter !
Click here for
more info on the shirts
more
monkey!
swing
back
to
page 1
Click a design to order yer monkey t-shirts!!!
more monkey!
swing on over to
NEXT PAGE
What's Monkey?
Well...
Monkey is your passion...
Monkey is what you crave...
Monkey is what you LOVE to do when yer not doing what you HAVE to do...
What's Your Monkey?
Music? Football? Beer? Soccer? Smoking? Skiing? Styling Hair?
Fishing? World Peace? The Beach?
These are just a few examples ....
Check out the shop for designs
that express YOUR Monkey
go mode
... sweet drive, the hole is in site, but yer not gonna play it safe, cuz ya didn't come to lay up...
of course not,
it's not your style, but this monkey fits like a tee...
don't forget
the balls....
Click Image to Enlarge/
Again to Shrink
Select your size by clicking Add To Cart
SMALL GO MODE SHIRT
$20
MEDIUM GO MODE SHIRT
LARGE GO MODE SHIRT
XL GO MODE SHIRT
XXL GO MODE SHIRT
$22
XXXL GO MODE SHIRT
$24
soccer
We know you love to use yer feet, and occasionally yer head... the world knows they have this monkey, now they'll know you have it too....
SMALL KICK SHIRT
MEDIUM KICK SHIRT
LARGE KICK SHIRT
XL KICK SHIRT
XXL KICK SHIRT
XXXL KICK SHIRT
f bomb
... ah, the versatility of the f bomb... it sure does pack a punch when used with laser precision...
so go F yerself, others can consider themselves warned...
Click Image to Enlarge
SMALL F BOMB SHIRT
MEDIUM F BOMB SHIRT
LARGE F BOMB SHIRT
XL F BOMB SHIRT
XXL F BOMB SHIRT
XXXL F BOMB SHIRT
foam home
... if you like a tall, cold, icy beverage that starts with a b and ends with an eer, this is the place to be one with yer monkey...
SMALL FOAM SHIRT
MEDIUM FOAM SHIRT
LARGE FOAM SHIRT
XL FOAM SHIRT
XXL FOAM SHIRT
XXXL FOAM SHIRT
i got a heart on
... who doesn't love bein' in love?
anyone?
not a bad monkey to have if you ask us, but ask your doctor if yer healthy enough for one ;-)
SMALL HEART ON SHIRT
MEDIUM HEART ON SHIRT
LARGE HEART ON SHIRT
XL HEART ON SHIRT
XXL HEART ON SHIRT
XXXL (HEART ON)
get yer fix
... look, we don't pretend to know what yer fix is, we just know that you need to get it, sooner rather than later... hammered, screwed, tightened, loosened....
SMALL FIX SHIRT
MEDIUM FIX SHIRT
LARGE FIX SHIRT
XL FIX SHIRT
XXL FIX SHIRT
XXXL FIX SHIRT
don't worry be monkey
... sometimes it's easy to get tweaked, but get eeked instead...
when yer one with yer monkey, the stress just seems to head for the back burner, so don't worry....
SMALL WORRY SHIRT
MEDIUM WORRY SHIRT
LARGE WORRY SHIRT
XL WORRY SHIRT
XXL WORRY SHIRT
XXXL WORRY SHIRT
where da beaches at?
... here comes the sun, and there goes the moon...
ultravioletly speaking, you'll be positively glowing in yer radiance when ya slip this one on... and off...
SMALL BEACHES SHIRT
MEDIUM BEACHES SHIRT
LARGE BEACHES SHIRT
XL BEACHES SHIRT
XXL BEACHES SHIRT
XXXL BEACHES SHIRT
get your flake on
... sometimes it all goes downhill, but man, the view from the top is enough to keep ya going even when ya think ya can't anymore... no sweat, we totally get yer drift...
SMALL FLAKE SHIRT
MEDIUM FLAKE SHIRT
LARGE FLAKE SHIRT
XL FLAKE SHIRT
XXL FLAKE SHIRT
XXXL FLAKE SHIRT
peace of mind
... all we are saying, is give it a chance...
whether it's in your own little world or in ours, everybody deserves it...
when you find yours, cherish it...
SMALL PEACE SHIRT
MEDIUM PEACE SHIRT
LARGE PEACE SHIRT
XL PEACE SHIRT
XXL PEACE SHIRT
XXXL PEACE SHIRT
everybody burns
... lighten up everyone...
put this monkey on yer back and you'll be the toast of the town...
show the masses that it's just how you roll...
SMALL BURNS SHIRT
MEDIUM BURNS SHIRT
LARGE BURNS SHIRT
XL BURNS SHIRT
XXL BURNS SHIRT
XXXL BURNS SHIRT
chimps & salsa
Cinco de Monkey,
a holidaze we forget we remembered...
yer gonna be a Gringo Starr smothered in this hot pepper, comprende?
bienvenidos a la casa de los monos.
grassyass
SMALL CHIMPS N SALSA
MEDIUM CHIMPS N SALSA
LARGE CHIMPS N SALSA
XL CHIMPS N SALSA
XXL CHIMPS N SALSA
XXXL CHIMPS N SALSA
where y'at
... where ever you is, that's where y'at...
and when you are monkeyin' around, you are definitely at themonkeyhouse,
so where y'at?
if we don't find you, you'll find us...
SMALL Y'AT SHIRT
MEDIUM Y'AT SHIRT
LARGE Y'AT SHIRT
XL Y'AT SHIRT
XXL Y'AT SHIRT
XXXL Y'AT SHIRT
clover lover
"O'Shea Can
You See....
that everybody is Irish at least once a year, so raise a glass of some cheer, every laddy & lassie far & near... and be seen in our green" -
Shamus O'Simian
SMALL CLOVER LOVER SHIRT
MEDIUM CLOVER LOVER SHIRT
LARGE CLOVER LOVER SHIRT
XL CLOVER LOVER SHIRT
XXL CLOVER LOVER SHIRT
XXXL CLOVER LOVER SHIRT
why so snippy?
... where would we be without those who help make most of us hairy creatures look so darn good...
here's to the stylists and the barbers who've got a monkey for keepin' us
so razor sharp...
SMALL SNIPPY SHIRT
MEDIUM SNIPPY SHIRT
LARGE SNIPPY SHIRT
XL SNIPPY SHIRT
XXL SNIPPY SHIRT
XXXL SNIPPY SHIRT
rhythym withym
... when music is yer monkey, everything just seems to be in sync...
beats doin' life without it, and cymbalizes all that you stand for...
i've got blisters on me monkey....
SMALL RHYTHYM SHIRT
MEDIUM RHYTHYM SHIRT
LARGE RHYTHYM SHIRT
XL RHYTHYM SHIRT
XXL RHYTHYM SHIRT
XXXL RHYTHYM SHIRT
fish in the head
... for those of you who've had the fish in the head all these years, you know, no matter what, you'll have that fish in the head forever...
Click here to get Jay Mazza's book "I Got The Fish in The Head"
MEDIUM FISH SHIRT
LARGE FISH SHIRT
XL FISH SHIRT
XXL FISH SHIRT
XXXL FISH SHIRT
mines wine
Order In
The Cork...
pour baby, it's like we red your minds with this one... and should anyone ask what yer monkey is, you tell em
"Mine's Wine"...
How Merlot Can You Go?
Ladies Racer Back Tanks
SMALL WINES MINE LADIES TANK
$18
MEDIUM WINES MINE LADIES TANK
LARGE WINES MINE LADIES TANK
Back of Tank
Where's Yer Habit At?
Come on, if yer being completely honest with yerself, you know you have at least one monkey...
Share YOUR monkey with us ...
how come it's yer monkey anyway?
What do you do for your monkey... and what's yer monkey do for YOU?
Take a peek at the EEK files and see what yer fellow simians are saying about their monkey.
Praise yer monkey... by all means, do tell...
WE SPEAK MONKEY,
DO YOU?
Wanna submit a MonkeyMerch design of yer very own?
Questions on order status?
we'll hook you up...
Simian Service
Click here for Shipping Information
Click here for Refund, Returns and Cancellation Policies
Click here for info on shirt sizes, etc.
SHIRT INFO
What size should I get?
The best way is to take one of your existing t-shirts, lay it flat, and then measure the width and length. Or, know the persons chest and height measurements.
Adult t-shirt for men and women. DOUBLE the Width to get the Chest size.
Unisex shirts: Our unisex shirts, now those fit like a regular t-shirt and are true to size. If you like the way a basic t-shirt fits, then this is the style for you. This is what you'd order for a guy as well, as it fits like a regular t-shirt. It's not fitted.
Click here for a size chart for our unisex shirts.
We've made every effort to give the best color representations here on the website of the actual shirt. Sometimes things like your monitor settings may change the color a bit in the images... let us know if you have any color concerns prior to ordering.
Hope we answered all of your questions.
If not, shoot us a note from our Contact page and we'll see what we can do for ya... cool?
Nice. Now click here to get back to the FAQ's Jack... or here to go back shopping
UNISEX SHIRT SIZE CHART
Made by Canvas, our 4.2 oz, preshrunk 100% combed ringspun cotton jersey is supremely soft, superior quality, modern, slightly fitted shape.
ADULT BODY WIDTH BODY LENGTH SLEEVE LENGTH
Small 18.5" 28.5" 8"
Medium 20" 29.5" 8.5"
Large 21.5" 30.5" 9"
XL 23" 31.5" 9.5"
XXL 24.5" 32.5" 10"
XXXL 26" 33.5" 10.5"
REFUNDS, RETURNS, CANCELLATIONS
Don't Worry, Be Monkey...
We want you to be happy with your Monkey ... and vice versa. Ya got a 30-day return window from date of purchase on all new, unworn and unwashed products.
If you would like to return or exchange an item, send us an email from our Contact page and let us know it's on the way, then ship it with copy of original invoice to:
MonkeyMerch/P.O. Box 201/Apex, NC/27502
Sorry to be a bummer, but shipping charges are not refundable. You'll need to shell out the bananas for the postage back to us, but we'll cover the shipping back to you for the exchange. We're anti-hassle.
Finally.... If you request a refund rather than an exchange, we'll refund the cost of the product(s) but not shipping costs. Fair enough?
Click here to get back to the FAQ's Jack...
SHIPPING INFO
All orders are shipped via USPS and ship within 3 business days if we have the item in stock.
If for some reason we do not have an item in stock, it can take up to two weeks to ship. We'll notify you via email to let ya know and send an email confirmation when your package has shipped.
Checkout
To update Qty, type in new # and hit enter
To remove an item, click the X
© © 2011 monkeymerch.com
